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Friday, January 25, 2008

The Glacier Hop.

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When it's negative ninety degrees outside, the fifteen-minute walk to the train in the morning can make you feel truly unfit for surviva...
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Sunday, November 25, 2007

Saving Grace.

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Harnessing the spirit-power of the Native Americans from whom we borrowed our modern idea of gluttony and meat-savagery, I delivered the fol...
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Monday, November 19, 2007

Joyeux.

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Today is the quarter-century anniversary of the day that signified the successful humping of my parents. They managed, correctly, to bump ag...
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Thursday, November 15, 2007

Rowboat.

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I must look ridiculous right now. I got biblically rained on leaving for work this morning, and I showed up for a "brainstorm" bri...
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Tuesday, October 16, 2007

don't think twice, shoot thrice.

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as if you don't already love america too much , enjoy the pathetic state of our media as you are forced to watch a commercial before be...
Monday, October 8, 2007

a thousand tiny satans.

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i know it seems like it would go without saying, but i was explaining to my girlfriend this weekend that while i am made out of flesh and bo...
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Thursday, October 4, 2007

pranks against psychiatry.

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so, the other day i get a call from a cousin of mine to whom i hadn't spoken in about eight years. word, as heard through the family gra...
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I'm a shameless dilettant, probably a little more virtuous than someone who doesn't believe in anything should be.
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